Jehovah’s witnesses

Their eyes apologized as they spoke,

two earnest men, smiling,

backing away as I opened the door.

We’re having an event, we wanted

to invite you.

When they were gone I read of loyalty,

God’s to us and ours to Him.

I saw the next door

and the next eyes.

You have hit the jackpot

By reading this poem.

Or actually, no, sorry,

by reading this you’ve in fact injested

poetic cookies, which are non-material,

semi-nutritive enzymes that excrete a

phosphorous-like substance in the brain.

While benign, these cookies do produce

occasional light shows in the cranial cavity.

If you are against cookies –

if you are really sure you really

do not like cookies and will not

accept out cooky policy

(but who doesn’t like cookies?),

then you can remove them by simply

returning in time to before

you hit the jackpot.

Poetry is my protection

Poetry is my protection against terror.

It fortifies no wall but collapses the one

behind which I find myself cowering.

 

I’m embarrassed to find myself there.

 

Poetry is every word in the question,

What are you afraid of?

 

It leads me outside.

Of God and L’Oréal

How wonderfully wearies the Lord

the ego, filing countersuit

after countersuit

against our vanity, depleting

with blemishes and disappointment

our reserve of can-do and

will-do – Oh I’ll get this

and I’ll get her, I will and

I will – taking His time

(He’s got all the time in the world)

while we chase our crooked schemes

of self-help and maintenance.

He reminds us we’ve better things to do,

but we don’t hear because our eyes

are fixed on our face

going up in wrinkles.