I had my eye on a little place,
had stayed there many times
(prettiest place you ever saw!),
had come upon it by accident
after the hammer strike to the thumb,
marveling you could stand there and
feel no pain. Till you did – due
dilligence confirming what we all already knew.
But now with this new government
the fence on the fun has been flattened,
and the good times spill forth unhindered.
So I’ve bought in. And just in time, too.
For prices have spiked, and I’ll be damned if every hick
isn’t rushing in to punch his golden ticket!