I had my eye on a little place,

had stayed there many times

(prettiest place you ever saw!),

had come upon it by accident

after the hammer strike to the thumb,

marveling you could stand there and

feel no pain. Till you did – due

dilligence confirming what we all already knew.

But now with this new government

the fence on the fun has been flattened,

and the good times spill forth unhindered.

So I’ve bought in. And just in time, too.

For prices have spiked, and I’ll be damned if every hick

isn’t rushing in to punch his golden ticket!